Texting Diva from the Pasture

"Okay, now, tell her I would like more than the usual daily ration of carrots when she visits me. After all, I do come whenever she calls, so surely that is worth something, don't you think? Oh, and please tell her that Trouble keeps ignoring me even though I am being nice to him. I really think that, with Dolly in Williamsport for a few weeks, he could be a little nicer to me. Don't you agree?"

"You got all that, Pam? Good. Now, next I'd like you to tell Lynn to..."